George Carlin’s New Rules

Posted by ontheroad on February 27th, 2008 | Categorized as Perversion

Just got one of those viral email’s

This one stood out

“The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a ‘decaf grandee, half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n’-Low, and One NutraSweet,’ ooooh, you’re a huge asshole. ”

For the record - my standard order at Starbucks is a double tall skinny latte - so I’m minor league a@@

Ed

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2 Responses to “George Carlin’s New Rules”

  1. clarence says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    I can remember when George came to Kean University back in the 80’s real funny dude.

  2. Rob says:
    February 28th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    Check your Snopes. It’s not Carlin. They’re culled from 2005 episodes of Bill Maher.

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